Penned by famous Tyrone poet and humourist Dymphna Ferran:
There was a young teacher from Grange; Who in the classroom acted so strange.
He made the pupils all stand, with their heads in their hands
While he riffled their pockets for change.
and value for money Dymphna had another up her jumper!
There was a vegetarian called Joe; Who went out to the garden to hoe.
He tripped on a carrot, Now he's sick as a parrot,
And the hoe, it when right up his .............nose.
Dymphna said she really enjoyed her bottle for wine first prize. Well done Dymp's
Reemeber June's Limerick Laughs subject is Politicians!!