Carrots and Peppers and Cabbage; Are things a Veggie savage;
All day and all night; The Roughage = S... (A healthy glow);
And breakfast is a bowl of porridge!
There once was a man called Reggie; Who converted from Carnivore to Veggie;
He stuck it a year; But went on the beer;
Now he's Reggie the Poggie Veggie.
I remember my first day at school; The teachers kept order with a rule;
The Boys were so rough; And the girls just as tough
I ran home and was put on a stool.
The one thing about being a teacher; is they all have a common feature;
Of superior knowledge; after years of college;
To instruct their 'Horrible wee creatures'
Teachers are people that matter; They deserve to be praised high and flattered;
But they often find out; They get called ''git'' and ''lout''
And SO pupils are people they batter!
There was a young teacher, a local; Whose views about meat were quite vocal;
She'd holler and rant; '' You can't , you just can't''
But she secretly scoffed down road kill.!