Bridie Heaney, 'The lapsed Vegetarian' ( The only Limerick with its own title....pretentious)
A lady called Ash from Armagh
From her kitchen heard such a sweet baa
She said " what the heck, I'll just ring its neck,
And make a nice dinner for me Da''
Josh Trotter (in an 'up the country' accent)
There was a wee woman from Moy
Who with money was rather coy
Her purse had a lock
But a much bigger shock
Was she hid the key in Dunloy!
MK (copy right)
There was a wee woman from Armagh
Who forgot to fasten her bra
Her boobs fell out
And were ate by a trout????
And now our Ma's me Da.
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